manywinged:

manywinged:

i’d love to apply for a demolitions job. “tell us what made you want to apply for this position” well i’ve always had an interest in breaking things. the sight of devastation and destruction brings me immeasurable joy. i love to blow things up with bombs and tear them to pieces with heavy machinery.

i want to crack open complex structures to expose the meat inside and tear it out with the claws of my excavator. i am a predatory animal disemboweling a carcass for abandoned architecture. give me the keys to the bulldozer i am normal and can be trusted to operate dangerous specialized equipment.

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gacougnol:

Rebecca Zwanzig

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meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

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damazcuz:

Either you’re frolicking in this field with me or you’re frolicking in this field against me.

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pathetickyle:

its been said many times before but the joy of having a little beastie that loves you in your house all the time is unparalleled

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julykings:

binder sunburn. entreating the sun for some gentleness, but of course such honesty always stings…

still-asunbeam:

clit just twitched. danger nearby

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endorphinmachine:

theinformationcollector:

TIL female gladiators or “gladiatrices” existed in ancient Rome, but were rare because it was considered unwomanly. One gladiatrix of note was a woman who fought wild boars with a spear while topless, and who would squat to urinate in front of a stunned crowd.

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butch realness

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satansgaycousin:

sinksanksockie2:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Got an interview tomorrow, potato help me 🙏

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bugshroom:

they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

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zegalba:

Virga, the phenomenon of rain not reaching the ground. Virga is produced when rain is falling from the base of the cloud but evaporates in dry air before reaching the ground surface.

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yazyazyazyazyazyaz:

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